9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine
With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that…
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German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny
FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope…
Apostle Paul Reportedly Shipwrecked So Many Times Because He Failed To Ask For Traveling Mercies
CAMBRIDGE — In a noteworthy new discovery, a group of biblical scholars revealed a new consensus opinion that the Apostle…
Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…
Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new…
Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…
Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…
Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…
8 Powerful Ways Democrats Protested Trump’s Speech
The world is abuzz following President Donald Trump’s speech before a joint session of Congress, with many people talking about…
Husband Holds Up ‘False’ Paddle During Argument With Wife
SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent “Vince” Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he…