Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after she was unexpectedly caught meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Michigan Governor Gretchen…

JERUSALEM — As crowds waved palm branches and laid down their cloaks for him to walk on, a local donkey…

Ever wished you could recreate that signature Starbucks coffee taste at home? You can! It’s easy, inexpensive, and best of…

President Trump completed his annual physical at Walter Reed yesterday, earning a clean bill of health — but with a…

CUPERTINO, CA — Apple CEO Tim Cook warned today that heavy tariffs on Chinese imports could have a severe negative…

Thousands of people have gathered in Augusta, Georgia, this weekend to watch the Masters Tournament, with millions more set to…

Get a load of this idiot white-knight SIMP trying to save a princess from a dragon. What a beta male!…

AUSTIN, TX — In a landmark move for the state, the Texas legislature overwhelmingly passed a bill to ban the…

MOUNT SINAI — Hot off the success of Genesis and Exodus, Moses expressed confidence that everyone would love his follow-up…

U.S. — Following dueling tariff increases heading into the weekend, no end to the trade war between China and the…