In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that…
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Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch’s visit…
Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts
FURLOW, AR — Leadership at local megachurch Cross Action Worship (CAW) was reportedly torn this week between supporting missionaries…
The Babylon Bee’s Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars,…
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I’m Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
U.S. — Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman…
Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It’s ‘Two Corinthians’ Or ‘Eleven Corinthians’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman…
Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn’t Wish Death On People
U.S. — On the heels of yet another attempted act of political violence being used for laughs by late-night…
Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump welcomed King Charles III and Queen Camilla to the White House on Monday…
Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base
NEW YORK, NY — Following a brutal 9-19 start to the season, the struggling New York Mets announced that…
Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins
U.S. — Following the harrowing incident at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, progressives across the United…