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UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims

FinnMay 20, 2026

    LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a…

Babylon Bee

Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn’t Have A Job

FinnMay 20, 2026

    GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed.   GARRISON, KY…

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Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky

FinnMay 20, 2026

    LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of…

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Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny’s At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of

FinnMay 19, 2026

    LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny’s at 6 a.m. are…

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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids

FinnMay 19, 2026

    OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news…

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Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys

FinnMay 19, 2026

    QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she…

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White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

FinnMay 19, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that…

Babylon Bee

Wife Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…

Babylon Bee

8 Scary Facts About Data Centers

FinnMay 18, 2026

    AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…

Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox

FinnMay 18, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…

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