UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a…
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Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn’t Have A Job
GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed. GARRISON, KY…
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of…
Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny’s At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of
LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny’s at 6 a.m. are…
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news…
Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys
QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she…
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that…
Wife Can’t Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again
BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…
8 Scary Facts About Data Centers
AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…
MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox
BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…