Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime
PLYMOUTH, MA — In the wake of Lindsay Clancy’s murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly…
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Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
GRAIN VALLEY, MO — The 2026 NFL season is kicking off this week, and as millions of fans set…
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair’s breadth of finding…
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He’s Not Actually Playing Video Game
SEDONA, AZ — Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing…
News Station Adds Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru Wait Times To Traffic Report
LUBBOCK, TX — In an effort to better serve residents, one local news station added Chick-Fil-A drive-thru wait times…
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…
God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was…