Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…

SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack…

PALO ALTO, CA — According to sources, a local impoverished man only has two computer monitors on his desk in…

FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…

LEXINGTON, KY — Local woman Julie Linton took several pictures of her dinner to post on social media for the…

MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last…

MUNICH, DE — Following Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech condemning Europe for failing to do its part alongside America to…