Trump Orders Zelenskyy Be Sent To Bed Without His Supper To Think About What He’s Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another embarrassing scolding from U.S. leadership to Ukraine, President Donald Trump ordered President Volodymyr Zelenskyy…
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Weezer Voted ‘Most Just OK’ Band Of All Time
U.S. — Alternative rock band Weezer has been dubbed the “Most Just OK” band of all time following a vote…
Trump Wants To Pardon Pete Rose: Here Are 10 Other Sports Pardons Trump Is Considering
Trump announced his intention to pardon the late Pete Rose, a ball player who was disqualified from the Baseball Hall…
Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar
LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…
Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents
VALHALLA — Mighty viking warriors looked down from their eternal resting place with embarrassment as their progeny floundered with basic…
Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse
U.S.A — The FDA released updated health advice this week, including guidance around what kind of potato chips are the…
Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump announced this week he will be instituting a mandatory military draft for any American…
Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
HOLLYWOOD, CA — For the tenth year in a row, a movie you’ve never heard of won the award for…
Academy Announces New Oscar Award For ‘Most Likely To Be On Epstein List’
LOS ANGELES, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has added a new category for 2025, awarding…
8 Demands Trump Has Made Before Zelensky Can Return
After flying to D.C. to purportedly sign a mineral rights deal, Ukrainian President Volodomyr Zelensky wound up being kicked out…