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‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam
Babylon Bee

‘Christianity Today’ Announces It Has Converted To Islam

FinnApril 25, 2025

CAROL STREAM, IL — Long-running religious magazine and online publication Christianity Today announced on Friday that it had converted to…

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth
Babylon Bee

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump’s Birth

FinnApril 25, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to newly released court documents, a federal judge invented time travel and transported himself to New…

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is
Babylon Bee

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

FinnApril 24, 2025

SLIDELL, LA — According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their…

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics
Babylon Bee

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

FinnApril 24, 2025

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation.…

‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode
Babylon Bee

‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode

FinnApril 24, 2025

U.S. — A new episode of hit hospital drama Danger Hospital started with a bang an ER doctor told a…

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests
Babylon Bee

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests

FinnApril 24, 2025

U.S. — As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a…

9 Exciting New Dye-Free Foods Coming In The Wake Of RFK’s Ban
Babylon Bee

9 Exciting New Dye-Free Foods Coming In The Wake Of RFK’s Ban

FinnApril 23, 2025

With RFK Jr.’s artificial dye ban being pushed into effect as soon as possible, corporations were sent scrambling to bring…

Trump’s Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes
Babylon Bee

Trump’s Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes

FinnApril 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The leader of the free world was sporting a new look this morning, as witnesses noticed that…

Husband Solemnly Informs Wife They Must Do Their Part To Help Nation’s Falling Birthrate
Babylon Bee

Husband Solemnly Informs Wife They Must Do Their Part To Help Nation’s Falling Birthrate

FinnApril 23, 2025

NASHVILLE, TN — Local husband Matt Wilhelm dimmed the lights and put on some soft jazz to ease the tension…

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again
Babylon Bee

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again

FinnApril 23, 2025

VATICAN CITY — Millions excitedly awaited the imminent announcement of the new Pope after smoke poured out of the Vatican…

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