Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Thousands of men across the United States are reporting better sleep after trying a new white noise machine…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump’s unelected…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has announced that America will try a brand new, never-before-tried strategy of taking over a…

Many famous people drastically change their lives or careers once they leave the limelight and the former Biden administration is…

LEXINGTON, KY — An innovative change brought new life to the standard small group concept last week, as the members…

U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…

LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…

OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…