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7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy
Babylon Bee

7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are…

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy
Babylon Bee

Christian Parents Decide Portable Porn-Streaming Device Perfect Gift For 13-Year-Old Boy

FinnJuly 30, 2025

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Christian parents living in the valley have finally decided that a portable porn-streaming device is the…

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase
Babylon Bee

CNN: White Man In Bronco Leading Police On High-Speed Chase

FinnJuly 30, 2025

LOS ANGELES — CNN has reported that a white man driving a Ford Bronco is leading police on a chase…

9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary
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9 Early Frontrunners For The 2028 Democratic Primary

FinnJuly 29, 2025

Sure, the calendar may still read “2025,” but the 2028 presidential primary season will be here before you know it.…

Universal Studios Hollywood Unveils Long-Awaited ‘Scent Of A Woman’ Land
Babylon Bee

Universal Studios Hollywood Unveils Long-Awaited ‘Scent Of A Woman’ Land

FinnJuly 29, 2025

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Universal Studios Hollywood officially broke ground Tuesday on a new themed land at its popular theme…

Man With Strong Urge To Eat Wicker Basket Settles For Triscuit Instead
Babylon Bee

Man With Strong Urge To Eat Wicker Basket Settles For Triscuit Instead

FinnJuly 29, 2025

GRAND RAPIDS, MI — After experiencing a strong urge to eat a wicker basket, a man has decided to settle…

Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad
Babylon Bee

Cincinnati Police Chief Asks Citizens Not To Film Crimes Next Time As It Makes Her Look Bad

FinnJuly 29, 2025

CINCINNATI, OH — Friday’s violent mob-style attack took social media by storm over the weekend, forcing Chief of Police Teresa…

American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color
Babylon Bee

American Eagle Apologizes, Replaces Sydney Sweeney With Fat Transgender Double-Amputee Of Color

FinnJuly 29, 2025

PITTSBURGH, PA — Social justice warriors scored another victory today, as retail chain American Eagle issued a public apology and…

Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra ‘U’ In British Spelling
Babylon Bee

Trump Secures 15% Tariff On Extra ‘U’ In British Spelling

FinnJuly 28, 2025

U.S. — President Trump has reportedly finalized a new trade deal with the United Kingdom, securing a 15% tariff on…

Palestinians Leave Israeli Aid A 3-Star Yelp Review
Babylon Bee

Palestinians Leave Israeli Aid A 3-Star Yelp Review

FinnJuly 28, 2025

GAZA — Dissatisfied with the level of humanitarian assistance provided by Israel amid the ongoing conflict with Hamas, Palestinians collectively…

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