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White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes
Babylon Bee

White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes

FinnApril 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has advised every American to reply “STOP” if they no longer wish to receive…

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic
Babylon Bee

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic

FinnApril 23, 2025

VATICAN CITY — CNN journalists on the ground at the Vatican are reporting that behind closed doors, Pope Francis remains…

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles
Babylon Bee

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles

FinnApril 22, 2025

U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands…

Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK
Babylon Bee

Democrats Begin Chugging Artificial Food Dyes To Protest RFK

FinnApril 22, 2025

U.S. — On the heels of news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would be banning synthetic colors in…

For First Time In History, Supreme Court Has 5 Female Justices
Babylon Bee

For First Time In History, Supreme Court Has 5 Female Justices

FinnApril 22, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A special ceremony was scheduled to be held today to mark the historic occasion, as for the…

10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope
Babylon Bee

10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope

FinnApril 22, 2025

Following the passing of Pope Francis, the Catholic Church is now deep into the process of electing a new leader.…

MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym
Babylon Bee

MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym

FinnApril 22, 2025

U.S. — In yet another step toward the advancement of protections for all people groups, activists announced today that MS-13…

Christianity Today: ‘Jesus May Not Have Existed And The Bible Is A Lie And God Is Dead’
Babylon Bee

Christianity Today: ‘Jesus May Not Have Existed And The Bible Is A Lie And God Is Dead’

FinnApril 21, 2025

CAROL STREAM, IL — An article published by Christianity Today calls into question the existence of Jesus, argues that the…

Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who’s A Catholic This Time
Babylon Bee

Catholic Church To Consider Electing Pope Who’s A Catholic This Time

FinnApril 21, 2025

VATICAN CITY — Following the death of Pope Francis, cardinals within the Roman Catholic Church have expressed interest in electing…

Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance
Babylon Bee

Dalai Lama Quietly Cancels Scheduled Meeting With JD Vance

FinnApril 21, 2025

DHARAMSHALA — After the sad news broke that Pope Francis had passed away just hours after meeting the U.S. Vice…

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