Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people’s attention…
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10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…
Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…
Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…
Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…
Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…
Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…
Coast Guard Rescue Swimmer Disappointed He Can No Longer Work From Home
SAN DIEGO, CA — As President Trump issued an order requiring all government employees to return to work in person,…
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions,…
EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Picture Of The Note Biden Left For Trump
In another incredible exclusive scoop, the Babylon Bee investigative team has obtained a picture of the note Biden left for…