Category: Babylon Bee

CORUSCANT — Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems,…

GLADEWATER — Local parents Carl and Patricia Nootsen are reportedly distraught after discovering a soccer ball under their son’s bed.…

U.S. — An upcoming live-streamed speech by former Vice President Kamala Harris will reportedly charge viewers $25 to mute her.…

EPHESUS — An ancient document discovered in the region of Ephesus may be a long-lost third letter to Timothy, where…

Mark Carney defeated conservative challenger Pierre Poilievre in Canada’s 2025 federal election to become the next Prime Minister of America’s…

LISBON — Following massive power grid failures that plunged multiple countries into blackouts, Europe promised its citizens it would get…

STOCKTON, CA — According to sources, local wife Sue Page is beginning to suspect that her husband’s thoughtful and relevant…

SEATTLE — Women across the country have been shocked to learn that mifepristone and misoprostol, pills designed to murder babies…

VATICAN CITY — With no pope to oversee them, the College of Cardinals has been staying up every night playing…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional leaders held a solemn ceremony in the nation’s capital today, as Democratic senators arrived at the…