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Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online
Babylon Bee

Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online

December 31, 2024

SUN VALLEY, CA — Sources close to Hodgson Lloyd-Jones Johnson confirmed earlier this week that the Reformed 32-year-old spent the…

9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media
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9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

December 30, 2024

Everyone knows how wonderful and soul-nourishing it can be to peruse social media platforms. But are there places you can…

Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After ‘Jesus Freak’ Came Out
Babylon Bee

Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After ‘Jesus Freak’ Came Out

December 30, 2024

LITTLE ROCK, AR — While taking time to look back on his life after another year passed, a local man…

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President
Babylon Bee

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

December 30, 2024

SAINT CROIX — What had already been a relaxing family vacation to usher in the coming new year became the…

Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration
Babylon Bee

Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration

December 30, 2024

U.S. — In yet another blow to President-elect Trump, aides have announced that former President Jimmy Carter will also be…

The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy
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The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy

December 29, 2024

The American conservative movement, usually known for being well-organized and having zero infighting, has somehow descended into civil war over…

Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket
Babylon Bee

Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket

December 28, 2024

U.S. — In a blow to America’s favorite pastime, Vivek Ramaswamy has officially announced that the Department Of Government Efficiency…

Liberal White Woman Really Hoping A Black Shows Up To Her Kwanzaa Party This Year
Babylon Bee

Liberal White Woman Really Hoping A Black Shows Up To Her Kwanzaa Party This Year

December 28, 2024

TEMPE, AZ — Local white liberal Jennifer Armstrong is holding out hope that a black person will actually show up…

Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken
Babylon Bee

Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken

December 27, 2024

WORLD — The results of a shocking study released by Consumer Reports found that every single toy gifted on Christmas…

Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn’t Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains
Babylon Bee

Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn’t Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains

December 27, 2024

MILWAUKEE, WI — Local dad Greg Evans took a trip down memory lane earlier this morning when he had to…

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