Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs
FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…
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FORT KNOX, KY — An audit by the Department Of Government Efficiency has revealed that all the heavy gold bars…
LEXINGTON, KY — Local woman Julie Linton took several pictures of her dinner to post on social media for the…
MONTREAL — Hockey fans of the soon-to-be 51st state of America booed when their future National Anthem was played last…
MUNICH, DE — Following Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech condemning Europe for failing to do its part alongside America to…
NEW YORK, NY — Saturday Night Live hosted an epic celebration to mark fifty years since the show started and…
MUNICH — Angry about Vice President J.D. Vance’s speech denouncing censorship in the Europe, the European Union has decided to…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have demanded increased transparency from a man who painstakingly posts on the internet every single thing…
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was only officially confirmed and sworn in as the new Secretary of Health and Human Services…
ATLANTA, GA — An impatient liberal journalist employed by CNN began to express doubts this week that President Trump will…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…