Clever Immigrant Evades Trump’s Deportation Efforts By Not Raping, Murdering, Stealing, Or Entering Country Illegally
EL PASO, TX — As part of a genius plot to avoid President Trump’s deportation efforts, a local immigrant has…
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Trump Deemed Unfit For Political Office After Doing What He Promised
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Mainstream media outlets deemed President Donald Trump unfit for office this week after he was witnessed doing…
Kamala Harris Excited To Begin New Career As Obscure Trivia Answer
LOS ANGELES, CA — Though insiders said leaving office was a difficult experience for Kamala Harris, the former vice president…
Hurr Durr! Get A Load Of This Retard Who Reads The Bible And Believes It Just Means What It Says
PHOENIX, AZ — A local Christian community was thrown into an uproar this week when it came to people’s attention…
10 Things Found By Trump’s Team When Cleaning Out The White House
President Donald Trump’s administration finally got settled into the White House this week, but word has it that cleaning the…
Greg Hartford Of Novi, Michigan Becomes First Person In History To Purchase WinRAR
NOVI, MI — Local man Greg Hartford just made history by becoming the first person in the world to purchase…
Aw, Man: Columbia Student Just Graduated With DEI Degree
NEW YORK CITY — Prospects have dimmed considerably for local woman Violet Weber, who just graduated in December from Columbia…
Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
U.S. — Late-night comedy made a stunning return to form Monday following the inauguration of President Trump with hosts reportedly…
Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After briefly listening to former Vice President Kamala Harris speak, survivors of the Los Angeles fires…
Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
MALIBU, CA — Hunter Biden looked visibly troubled this week as sales for his paintings plummeted by approximately 100%. Read…