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St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb

St. John Signs Lucrative Nike Endorsement After Beating St. Peter To Tomb

JUDEA — Saint John the Apostle has reportedly signed a lucrative six figure deal with Nike following his win against Saint Peter in a footrace to the tomb of Jesus.

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