Trump Proposes Triumphal Double Golden Arch In Washington, D.C.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump unveiled plans on Thursday for the construction of a massive Triumphal Double Golden…
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‘It’s Not My Job To Be Funny,’ Says Comedian
LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on…
Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With
Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…
Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!
Fresh brisket is on the board! Fresh brisket is on the board! Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and…
The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day
ST. PAUL, MN — Tax Day is here and Minnesota’s vibrant Somali community would like to remind everyone that…
Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones
AUSTIN, TX — Local couple Tyler and Madison Hansen expressed grave concerns this week that having a baby might…
Trump Complains He’s Being Crucified For Comparing Himself To Jesus
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days removed from a controversy that arose after he shared an image on social media…
Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The ‘Donald J. Trump Strait Of America’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing ceasefire negotiations with Iran to bring the weeks-long conflict to a close,…
After Devastating Sexual Assault Allegations, Swalwell Now Leading Democratic Presidential Candidate
U.S. — After a fifth woman came forward yesterday to accuse former Representative Eric Swalwell of sexual assault, Swalwell…
With Swalwell Resigning, Just 534 Perverts Left In Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the sudden resignation of California Representative Eric Swalwell over sexual assault charges, analysts speculated that…