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Tearful LeBron James Hands Over Flopping Crown To Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

FinnMay 29, 2026

    OKLAHOMA CITY, OK — In a touching ceremony, basketball legend LeBron James finally passed the official “King of Flops”…

Babylon Bee

Check Out These 10 Verses From The New James Talarico Bible Translation

FinnMay 29, 2026

    Senatorial candidate James Talarico is taking the world by storm thanks to his no-nonsense approach to compromising on Christianity.…

Babylon Bee

Megyn Kelly Tells Listeners They Can Save 20% On Brooklyn Bedding With Promo Code ‘ALLAHUAKBAR’

FinnMay 29, 2026

    U.S. — Former journalist Megyn Kelly announced on her podcast today that listeners could now save 20% on products…

Babylon Bee

As Gas Crisis Worsens, Congress Assures Americans They Are Working Hard On Regulating NCAA Transfer Portal

FinnMay 29, 2026

    WASHINGTON D.C. — With Americans struggling as gasoline costs continue to soar, Congress assured citizens that it remained laser-focused…

Babylon Bee

Therapist Working With Chewbacca On Alternative Coping Mechanisms Besides Pulling People’s Arms Out Of Socket

FinnMay 29, 2026

    KASHYYYK — A therapist working with famed Star Wars icon Chewbacca told his colleagues this week that he was…

Babylon Bee

Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud

FinnMay 29, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom signed legislation on Friday officially designating California a sanctuary state for fraud.   SACRAMENTO,…

Babylon Bee

10 Consequences Of Harambe’s Death

FinnMay 28, 2026

    Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved…

Babylon Bee

James Talarico Taking ‘Not Acting Gay’ Lessons from Tim Walz

FinnMay 28, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — James Talarico drew attention in recent months with his candidacy for Texas senator, but he reportedly…

Babylon Bee

Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation

FinnMay 28, 2026

    MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for “military schools near…

Babylon Bee

Elizabeth Warren Vows New Tax On Puppies

FinnMay 28, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Arizona Senator Elizabeth Warren called for a dramatic change to the U.S. tax code that would…

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