Category: Babylon Bee

    With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the…

    ROANOKE, VA — Upon seeing a middle-aged man join her line, local 16-year-old grocery cashier Mandy Banks began desperately…

    EDEN — Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years,…

    BETHSAIDA — Reports confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth had successfully fed a crowd of 5,000 men, plus women and…

    SOUTH BEND, IN — The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor…

    KYIV — President Donald Trump scheduled an emergency trip to Ukraine to ask President Zelenskyy for American missiles.    Read…

    Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not — there are still ways to get them…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — A defunct Falcon 9 SpaceX rocket crashed into a Hollywood sound stage on Wednesday night, leaving…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — A committee from the United States Senate announced today that they were finally joining the rest…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With concerns over the affordability of burritos sweeping the nation, President Donald Trump addressed the crisis…