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Category: Babylon Bee

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Man Needing Break From Reality Turns On CNN

FinnJune 4, 2026

    FRANKLIN, KY — Following a long day at work in the middle of what had been a stressful week…

Babylon Bee

Ceasefire Rages Across Middle East

FinnJune 4, 2026

       Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer,…

Babylon Bee

Brits Wish There Were Some Kind Of Ranged Weapon That Shoots High-Velocity Ammunition To Protect Them From Knife Attacks

FinnJune 4, 2026

    LONDON — As deadly stabbings continued to run unchecked across the United Kingdom, British citizens wished there were some…

Babylon Bee

California Announces They Have Finished Counting The Votes, Ronald Reagan Has Won The 1966 Governor’s Race

FinnJune 3, 2026

    SACRAMENTO — California officials announced on Wednesday that they had finally finished counting the votes and Ronald Reagan had…

Babylon Bee

’60 Minutes’ Begins Search For New Pompous Blowhard

FinnJune 3, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — After the firing of longtime contributor Scott Pelley due to ongoing conflicts with producers, the…

Babylon Bee

Seeing That It’s 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble

FinnJune 3, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached…

Babylon Bee

Pride Parade Forces To Change Direction After Route Takes It Within 200 Yards Of School

FinnJune 3, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers…

Babylon Bee

Jill Biden Assures Nation Joe’s Old Age Did Not Hamper Her Ability To Serve As President

FinnJune 3, 2026

    U.S. — While making media appearances to promote her new book, Jill Biden assured the nation that her husband’s…

Babylon Bee

Californians Give Us Their Top 9 Reasons For Still Voting Democrat

FinnJune 2, 2026

    It’s Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon…

Babylon Bee

Disney Attempts To Win Star Wars Fans Back With New Jar Jar Binks Trilogy

FinnJune 2, 2026

    BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film…

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