Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week
SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially “go time” on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as…
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Mom Decides To Drop Kids Off For First Day Of School Three Weeks Early
DALLAS, TX — Citing extreme mental fatigue, local mother Sarah Jenkins made the decision this week to drop her…
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally…
Fauci Appears On ‘Jeopardy!’, Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
CULVER CITY, CA — Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to…
8-Year-Old Muslim Child Bride Awarded Britain’s ‘Women’s Empowerment Person Of The Year’
LONDON — The British government awarded its coveted “Women’s Empowerment Person of the Year” to 8-year-old Muslim child bride…
WNBA Announces Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — The WNBA announced today it would hold a special “Caitlin Clark Punching Bag Night” during an…
California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English
CHULA VISTA, CA — A worker at the California Department of Motor Vehicles requested an interpreter to help translate…
To Fight Antisemitism, Mamdani Announces Mandatory ‘Safety Camps’ For Jewish Residents
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zoran Mamdani already made good on his pledge to combat antisemitism, as on Thursday…
Man Who Took Nation’s Constitutional Rights Claims Protection By Constitutional Right
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A man known best for taking away the Constitutional rights of Americans spent the morning claiming…
8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To
KingdomCare was created to connect Christian babysitters with Christian families who are in need of like-minded care for their…