Category: Babylon Bee

    GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed.   GARRISON, KY…

    LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of…

    LOST HILLS, CA — New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny’s at 6 a.m. are…

    OVERLAND PARK, KS — The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news…

    QUINCY, MA — Weary from a major smallpox outbreak in her area, the wife of John Adams claimed she…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that…

    BOISE, ID — With spring in full swing, one local woman expressed excitement at the chance to finally get…

    AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That’s why, despite data…

    BOSTON, MA — To keep games from getting out of hand, Major League Baseball announced that it would be…

    U.S. — New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the “Make Everything Worse”…