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British Government Gives Religious Exemption For Suicide Vests

FinnJune 12, 2026

    LONDON — In an ongoing effort to balance religious freedom and public safety, the government of the United Kingdom…

Babylon Bee

Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded

FinnJune 12, 2026

    LONDON — According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond…

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‘Disclosure Day’ Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg

FinnJune 12, 2026

    U.S. — Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness’s most legendary…

Babylon Bee

King Solomon Admits He May Have Plagiarized ‘Nothing New Under The Sun’

FinnJune 12, 2026

    JERUSALEM — As he observed the temple scribes hard at work making official copies of the book of Ecclesiastes,…

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‘What Is A World Cup?’ Googles America

FinnJune 12, 2026

    U.S. — As the highly anticipated soccer matches prepared to kick off in cities throughout the country, millions of…

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World Cup Stadium Empty As European Tourists All Just Hanging Out At Buc-ee’s

FinnJune 11, 2026

    U.S. — As the first World Cup matches were set to get underway this week, the stadiums were completely…

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Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money To Become Batman

FinnJune 11, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — As the richest man in the world approaches a net worth of $1 trillion, Musk confirmed…

Babylon Bee

EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking

FinnJune 11, 2026

    SAN ANTONIO, TX — For the health and safety of the team’s players, the San Antonio Spurs will be…

Babylon Bee

Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista

FinnJune 11, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates was brought before the United States Congress this week…

Babylon Bee

Least Popular Sport In The World Holds Little Tournament

FinnJune 11, 2026

    U.S. — The least popular sport in the world is hosting a tiny little tournament for the few people…

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