Category: Babylon Bee

    SAN DIEGO, CA — In accordance with his normal travel routine, a local man made sure that he packed…

    RICHMOND, VA — The political landscape in the Commonwealth was set to change drastically moving forward, as the new…

    U.S. — Democrats were deeply saddened to learn today that America isn’t actually as racist as they thought it…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom took decisive action on Tuesday as he ordered California reservoirs drained in…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following months of urging from President Trump and the American people to pass the SAVE Act…

    KINGMAN, AZ — According to witness accounts, a local woman carried her unborn child to a full 9 months,…

    ISLAMABAD — In a stunning breakthrough in the ongoing peace negotiations, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei agreed to a full surrender…

    CUPERTINO, CA — Apple announced on Monday that longtime CEO Tim Cook would be stepping down from his role…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Sources disclosed that a 39-year-old man named Jordan Benson was reportedly considering a career change…

    NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as “run inequality,” Mayor…