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ZipRecruiter Ad Interrupted By Brief Word From Podcast

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Vanessa Miller reported feeling annoyed Thursday morning when her favorite weekly ZipRecruiter ad…

Babylon Bee

Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn ‘Reflecting Pool’ Of Liberal Tears

FinnMarch 31, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald…

Babylon Bee

Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power

FinnMarch 30, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — Engineers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology reportedly developed an innovative new children’s bike that uses…

Babylon Bee

‘Good News, You’re Finally Useful,’ Says Trump As He Sends Aquaman To Strait Of Hormuz

FinnMarch 30, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced a plan on Monday to open up the Strait of Hormuz later…

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MLB Umpires Admit They’ve Kinda Just Been Guessing This Whole Time

FinnMarch 30, 2026

    U.S. — As baseball’s opening weekend ended with the sports world buzzing about the new Automated Ball-Strike System changing…

Babylon Bee

Cruel, Heartless Wife Goes On Fun Girls’ Weekend Leaving Poor Husband All Alone And Lonely And Helpless

FinnMarch 30, 2026

    TOLEDO, OH — Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls’ weekend, cruelly…

Babylon Bee

Pope Leo: ‘God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War, So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible’

FinnMarch 29, 2026

    VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who…

Babylon Bee

Dozens Of Injuries Reported At ‘No Kings’ Rally After Multi-Scooter Pileup

FinnMarch 28, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the “No Kings” rally today after a multi-scooter…

Babylon Bee

Trump Deploys 10,000 Soldiers To Spread Word There Is No War In Iran

FinnMarch 28, 2026

    U.S. — President Trump has announced the deployment of 10,000 soldiers to help spread the word that there is…

Babylon Bee

49 States Enact Legislation Banning Immigrants From California

FinnMarch 27, 2026

    U.S. — To get ahead of the expected surge of migrants seeking refuge and freedom in the safety of…

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