Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader
TEHRAN — Iranian government officials have reached out to the American Democratic Party for advice on how run a…
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Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia
NEW YORK, NY — As giant mutant spiders attacked the Big Apple, many concerned experts across the country expressed…
9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian
While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the…
Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses
Put away your Alphabet Blocks and get ready to live. Peek-a-Boo is an advanced game of trickery; an unpredictable…
CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could’ve Been Beautiful Day At Beach
U.S. — CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a…
Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders
TEHRAN — Amid rumors that the newly chosen Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei had been injured in an airstrike, the Iranian…
8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women’s Day
If you missed celebrating International Women’s Day yesterday, it’s not too late to solemnly observe it in a variety…
Europe Under Persistent Delusion Anyone Cares What It Thinks
BRUSSELS — As all eyes around the globe remained fixed on the ongoing U.S.-Iran conflict, leaders gathered for an…
David French Praises Satan As ‘Most Christian Person In History’
CHICAGO, IL — Political commentator and columnist for The New York Times David French praised Satan on Monday, calling…
Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings
TEHRAN — As the conflict in the Middle East stretched into a second week, the Iranian government issued a…