Supergirl Unveils New Superpower Of Losing $100 Million In A Single Week
METROPOLIS — The public was once again amazed by one of its heroes in recent days, as Supergirl unveiled…
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Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American
U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was…
Trump Announces $1 Trillion Project To Clone Clarence Thomas
WASHINTGON, D.C. — In the wake of yesterday’s Supreme Court rulings, President Trump has announces a $1 trillion initiative…
SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that…
American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning
BRANDENBURG — Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the…
Ranch Dressing Futures Skyrocket To $120 Per Barrel
NEW YORK, NY — Ranch dressing futures skyrocketed to an unprecedented $120 a barrel on the New York Stock…
Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a narrow 5-4 decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that any baby born…
In Most Exciting Moment In History Of WNBA, Woman Points At Other Woman
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In the most thrilling moment in all of WNBA history, one woman pointed at another woman.…
Local Church Under Fire For ‘Book Of Judges’ VBS Theme
MARBLE FALLS, TX — A local church found itself under fire this week after this year’s Vacation Bible School…
Kansas City Royals Somehow Find Way To Lose On Day When They Didn’t Play
KANSAS CITY, MO — In an achievement unprecedented in the history of Major League Baseball, the Kansas City Royals…