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Dad Enters Crossword Era

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

    SOUTH BEND, IN — According to sources, local husband and father Glenn Riverton has reportedly entered the crossword era…

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U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth

FinnFebruary 23, 2026

    MILAN, ITALY — Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down…

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Canada Now Officially An American Province

FinnFebruary 22, 2026

    U.S. – After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada…

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Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost

FinnFebruary 21, 2026

    UTAH — A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.   UTAH — A black man was seen…

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Top 10 Most Brilliant Disguises Of James O’Keefe

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    Investigative journalist James O’Keefe, famous for going undercover to source his groundbreaking stories, has built a legendary reputation as…

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American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    CORTINA D’AMPEZZO — The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the…

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California Truck Driver Cited For Being Legal U.S. Resident

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SAN DIEGO, CA — During a routine traffic stop, a California truck driver with a valid Class A driver’s…

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Gavin Newsom’s Presidential Ambitions Sunk After Nation Discovers He’s The One Running California

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom’s presidential prospects tanked sharply this week after the nation finally realized he was…

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Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court

FinnFebruary 20, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President…

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Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

FinnFebruary 19, 2026

    MILANO — One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the…

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