Category: Babylon Bee

SPRINGFIELD, IL — The Illinois Supreme Court announced yesterday that it had overturned disgraced actor Jussie Smollett’s conviction on charges…

DENVER, CO — Local mom Patricia McMullins, overwhelmed by a busy week of housework and raising her children, was reportedly…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the Department of Health and Human Services reported that incoming Secretary Rober F. Kennedy, Jr.…

Not only is it morning in America once again, but it’s almost Thanksgiving morning in America. This year, Republicans have…

FLINT, MI — A local suburban neighborhood was thrown into shock after news spread that housewife Eleanor Schmidt had just…

ATHENS, GA — Justice was finally served in the wake of an unspeakable tragedy, as after an illegal immigrant was…

JACKSON, MS — In a recent company audit, Grayson Manufacturing learned the company has a concerning surplus of employees named…

COVENTRY — Luxury vehicle manufacturer Jaguar Cars stunned the automobile industry by releasing a daring three-hour commercial featuring no car…

LOS ANGELES, CA — At the end of a transcontinental trip, a male passenger was reportedly disappointed that yet another…

LONDON — A pair of post-menopausal lesbians announced they had fled the United States over concerns about forced pregnancies. Ellen…