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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

Finn McFrameApril 24, 2025

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation.…

‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode
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‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode

Finn McFrameApril 24, 2025

U.S. — A new episode of hit hospital drama Danger Hospital started with a bang an ER doctor told a…

Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests
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Support Grows For Requiring Supreme Court Justices To Pass Cognitive Tests

Finn McFrameApril 24, 2025

U.S. — As audio clips of another round of oral arguments made their way across social media, results of a…

9 Exciting New Dye-Free Foods Coming In The Wake Of RFK’s Ban
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9 Exciting New Dye-Free Foods Coming In The Wake Of RFK’s Ban

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

With RFK Jr.’s artificial dye ban being pushed into effect as soon as possible, corporations were sent scrambling to bring…

Trump’s Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes
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Trump’s Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The leader of the free world was sporting a new look this morning, as witnesses noticed that…

Husband Solemnly Informs Wife They Must Do Their Part To Help Nation’s Falling Birthrate
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Husband Solemnly Informs Wife They Must Do Their Part To Help Nation’s Falling Birthrate

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

NASHVILLE, TN — Local husband Matt Wilhelm dimmed the lights and put on some soft jazz to ease the tension…

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again
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False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

VATICAN CITY — Millions excitedly awaited the imminent announcement of the new Pope after smoke poured out of the Vatican…

White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes
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White House Tells Americans To Reply ‘STOP’ If They No Longer Wish To Receive Hegseth’s Texts About Upcoming Military Strikes

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House has advised every American to reply “STOP” if they no longer wish to receive…

CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic
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CNN: Behind Closed Doors Pope Is Still Focused, Sharp, And Energetic

Finn McFrameApril 23, 2025

VATICAN CITY — CNN journalists on the ground at the Vatican are reporting that behind closed doors, Pope Francis remains…

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles
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After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles

Finn McFrameApril 22, 2025

U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands…

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