Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake
BURBANK, CA — The Walt Disney Company announced a bold new take on a classic remake of a classic film…
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FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case
NEW ORLEANS, LA — In the wake of the deadly New Year’s terrorist attack on Bourbon Street, the Federal Bureau…
FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating ‘This Is Not A Terrorist Attack’
NEW ORLEANS, LA — The FBI announced today that the horrific scene in New Orleans was not a terrorist attack,…
White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite swirling rumors that his demise has negatively affected his cognitive abilities, White House officials insisted today…
History Made As NBA Teams Play Entire Game Without Dribbling
PORTLAND, OR — NBA fans watched in awe last night as the Lakers and Trailblazers made history by playing an…
Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film ‘Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives shocked the entertainment world earlier today when they announced a new film titled “Jumpy The…
Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online
SUN VALLEY, CA — Sources close to Hodgson Lloyd-Jones Johnson confirmed earlier this week that the Reformed 32-year-old spent the…
9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media
Everyone knows how wonderful and soul-nourishing it can be to peruse social media platforms. But are there places you can…
Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After ‘Jesus Freak’ Came Out
LITTLE ROCK, AR — While taking time to look back on his life after another year passed, a local man…