CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…
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Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…
Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act
A federal appeals court just slapped down a radical judge’s order to release hundreds of illegals arrested in Chicago. Turns…
Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…
Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…
Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…
“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…
Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands
Fake News CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s words! Our glorious leader, in his infinite wisdom, is just…
Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing
CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing the narrative that Latino identity is at a “turning point”…