Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
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You Won’t Believe What’s Killing The Dems Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Stephen A. Smith’s latest take on socialism, and I’ve got to say,…
Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…
McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…
You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…
Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Now In Charge
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros just ousted 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette…
CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…
You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…
You won’t believe who just conquered the Empire State Building
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest adventure-seekers who decided to scale the Empire State Building’s spire,…