McConnell Told To Spill The Beans Or Step Down Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear is calling out Sen. Mitch McConnell, telling…
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Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…
TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…
Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest claims, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…
US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…