Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
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Alaska Trial Run Ends Predictably For Democrats
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Alaska primary results are in, and it looks like Democratic…
Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…
FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…
Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…
Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…
Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…