War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The war between the United States and Iran has really gotten…
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Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…
Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…
Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…
Nasdaq Tanks Because AI Debt Questions Abound Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest market turmoil, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…
Trump Reassures Nation With Completely Reliable Staffing Promises Again
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, folks. Apparently, President Trump is denying…
Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…
Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…