Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…