Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation with Iran and the United States is getting more…
Police Officer’s Killer Also Ran Support Group For Cops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story. A woman named Karen Solomon,…
Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…
Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Texas was removed from a high-profile murder case…
Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…