Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit
Oh, the drama in Charlotte! It seems our precious snowflakes are melting faster than an ice sculpture at a global…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports
Another day, another Deep State plot uncovered! The liberal media is twisting itself into knots trying to protect Adam Schiff,…
Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…
CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…
Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…
CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…
Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…
Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act
A federal appeals court just slapped down a radical judge’s order to release hundreds of illegals arrested in Chicago. Turns…
Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…