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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…

Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…

Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s words! Our glorious leader, in his infinite wisdom, is just…

Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…

CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing the narrative that Latino identity is at a “turning point”…

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…

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