Oh joy, oh rapture, the so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow not the most fantastic, incredible, and unbelievable leader this nation has ever seen. Can you believe it? I mean, what do they know, right? They’re just a bunch of elitist, out-of-touch, fake news-spewing, Hillary-loving, Trump-hating losers who can’t stand the fact that our President is a billionaire, a genius, and a master builder. I mean, who needs experience or knowledge when you’ve got a great hairpiece and a tremendous Twitter following?
But let’s get to the “facts” of the matter, shall we? So, apparently, some “study” or whatever, found that President Trump’s policies have been, gasp, “controversial” and that some people, shock horror, disagree with him. Wow, what a shocking revelation. I bet the “researchers” who conducted this “study” are just a bunch of Soros-funded, America-hating, communists who want to undermine our great President and his amazing accomplishments. I mean, who needs facts or evidence when you’ve got feelings and opinions, right?
And don’t even get me started on the so-called “critics” who claim that President Trump’s tweets are, oh no, “divisive” and “inflammatory”. Give me a break. Our President is just telling it like it is, folks. He’s a straight shooter, a truth-teller, and a champion of the people. If the snowflakes and the PC police can’t handle a little bit of truth, then that’s their problem, not ours. And besides, as our great President has said, “The fake news media is the enemy of the people”, so who cares what they think, anyway?
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But what about the economy, the jobs, the stock market?” Well, let me tell you, folks, our President has been a genius, a mastermind, a wizard when it comes to the economy. I mean, who needs experts or economists when you’ve got a guy who’s made billions of dollars in real estate deals? And don’t even get me started on the wall, the beautiful, wonderful, fantastic wall. It’s going to be huge, just huge, and it’s going to keep all the bad people out and all the good people in. Believe me, folks, it’s going to be tremendous.
So, to all the haters, the losers, and the fake news media out there, let me just say, “Get over it”. Our President is a winner, a champion, and a hero. He’s the best thing that’s happened to this country since sliced bread, and if you can’t see that, then you’re just not paying attention. Or, you know, you’re just a bunch of ignorant, brainwashed, sheep who can’t think for yourselves. Either way, we’re going to keep on winning, and you’re going to keep on losing. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
