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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like Bitcoin’s “digital gold” status is melting faster than Biden’s ice cream cone in the summer…

GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

President Trump: “Tulsi Who? No Clue Why She’s Raiding Ballot Boxes!” In a shocking twist that would make even Nancy…

‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh no, Cuba’s crying about oil again! Maybe they should’ve thought about that before embracing communism and making friends with…

Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 4, 2026

Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…

5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 things to know for Feb. 4: Shutdown ends, Assassination attempt, Jill Biden’s ex-husband, Nuclear talks, Bitcoin – and you thought your ex was bad!

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

SHUTDOWN ENDS, BUT DEMS STILL WHINING ABOUT ICE! President Trump just signed the big spending bill to end the three-day…

Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…

Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…

Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations – Because apparently, the world can’t handle another 12-inch slice of mediocrity.
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations – Because apparently, the world can’t handle another 12-inch slice of mediocrity.

Big ElephantFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

Breaking: Pizza Hut’s Closing Down, But Don’t Worry, It’s Probably Just a Socialist Plot to Take Your Pizza! Pizza Hut,…

China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

China’s sneaky currency plot is gaining ground, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s incompetence China is once again trying to…

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