Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like It’s a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Sheryl Sandberg Wonders Why Women Aren’t ‘Leaning In’ to the Corporate Nightmare Like They Used To—Is It the Zombie Apocalypse Vibes?
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because Australia just declared war on FUN – and of course, CNN’s parroting it…
Bondi Accuses Judges of Running a Mean Girls Clique Against Lindsey Halligan
In today’s episode of “The Bench Strikes Back,” a gaggle of Alexandria federal judges decided they’re not just referees —…
Trump to Host Magical Money Cornfield Roundtable, Promises $12 Billion in Government-Free Government Aid
In a move that has Democrats clutching their soy lattes, President Donald J. Trump is rolling out a $12 billion…
Thai Foreign Minister Basically Says ‘Don’t Worry, the Military Show Must Go On’
In a stunning development that shocked exactly zero people who’ve ever trusted the UN, Thailand has launched airstrikes against Cambodia,…
Japan Gets Unwanted Shake Upgrade: Mother Nature Drops Surprise 7.6 Patch Update
While a real 7.6 magnitude earthquake shook Japan’s northeastern coast, CNN rushed in with its own aftershock: a hysterical tremor…
I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…
Oops! CNN Says Trump Got a ‘Peace Prize’ and Someone Double-Tapped a Boat (LOL)
Another week, another deep dive into the swamp! Kaitlan Collins at CNN tries to spin the truth again, but we…
18-Year-Old High School “Senior” Turns Subway Car into BBQ Pit, Charged with Arson, Passengers Complained About Lack of Marinade
Another day, another unhinged leftist running amok in our once-great cities! They are destroying America, one subway arson at a…
Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…