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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment
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Epstein’s Grand Jury Files: Prepare for Disappointment

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Oh, the swamp is getting murkier, folks! Finally, we might see some big names dragged through the Epstein muck. You…

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Demands 100% Transparency on Totally Real US Strikes on Super-Duper Evil Drug Traffickers

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Smerconish, that bastion of truth at CNN (aka Communist News Network), is now worried about “transparency” in our strikes against…

‘War on Drugs’ Declared FINALLY Over, Trump Revives It Like a Zombie—Thanks, Obama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

‘War on Drugs’ Declared FINALLY Over, Trump Revives It Like a Zombie—Thanks, Obama

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

**CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make President Trump look like some kind of war-mongering drug lord. They…

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…

From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

From Gold Medal to Jail Cell: This Snowboarder’s Wild Ride to the FBI’s Most Wanted List

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another snowflake melts into a puddle of liberal tears! Former Olympian Ryan Wedding, who probably voted for Biden, is now…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Louisiana Losers Attempt Hilarious Jailbreak, One Still on the Lam LOL
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Louisiana Losers Attempt Hilarious Jailbreak, One Still on the Lam LOL

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another liberal-run jail turns into a revolving door! Seems like in St. Landry Parish, Louisiana, they’re not just…

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Native American actress humiliated: ICE mistakes Tribal ID for Monopoly money

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another excuse from the liberal elites! Flight canceled? Probably because the woke airline industry is too busy pushing…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

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