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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
Elephant Reads CNN

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
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CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…

CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties
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CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The liberal media is trying to make it seem like President Trump is cozying…

Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
Elephant Reads CNN

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
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No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
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Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…

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