Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…
Tapper Clowns Johnson for AOC’s Epic Shutdown Dragging Session: A CNN Political Circus
Another day, another desperate attempt by Fake News CNN to prop up the failing Left! Crooked Jake Tapper, still whining…
GOP Rep. Giménez Channels Inner Yoda, Declares ‘Nobody Above Law, Hmm?’
Another day, another deep-state drama! This time, CNN is hyperventilating because someone, somewhere, is thinking about maybe indicting John Bolton.…
Chicago Cop Gets the Boot (and Deported?!) by ICE!
Another day, another illegal alien getting caught thanks to President Trump’s commitment to MAGA! This time, it’s a police officer…
Trump and Putin to buddy-buddy in Budapest, Ukraine War? More Like Bore-kraine War
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom and unmatched deal-making prowess, is STILL working to end the ridiculous war…
Gulf States Go Full Pharaoh Fanboy on Egypt’s Beachfront Property
Another day, another socialist scheme! CNN is trying to make you believe that Egypt’s North Coast development is just some…
OMG! Dem Moneybags vs Poor Lil’ Republicans: Senate Race Edition
Oh, the horror! The radical socialist Democrats are raking in the dough, probably from George Soros and the Chinese Communist…
Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)
Another day, another liberal judge sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! This time, an Obama-appointed judge in Illinois is…
Woman’s Car Kisses Border Patrol Agent, Attorney Claims It Was Just a Friendly Tap
Another day, another ungrateful American citizen attacking our brave Border Patrol! This Marimar Martinez, probably a closet socialist, claims she…