FBI Drops Pics of Dude Who Totally Didn’t Shoot Charlie Kirk (Probably)
Another day, another attack on a true patriot! The FBI, probably under the thumb of some deep-state operative still seething…
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FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…
OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…
OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)
Oh, CNN, always dredging up the past, aren’t we? Twenty-four years since 9/11, and they’re still pushing the same old…
Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
Florida Man Gets Rude Awakening Courtesy of Taxpayer-Funded Tickle Session, Lawyers Involved
Oh, here we go again! Another day, another lawsuit claiming “civil rights violations” by some poor, innocent Black college student…
RIP Bozo: Charlie Kirk Kicks the Bucket After Bringing a Gun to a Utah College Kneecapping Contest
Folks, the liberal media is reporting the tragic passing of Charlie Kirk, a true patriot and friend to our great…
GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…
Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…
Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…