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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way
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CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough…

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)
Another Win for Trump: Eliminating Narco-Terrorists, One Boat at a Time!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Military Did a Whoopsie: Double Tapped a ‘Totally Not a Drug Boat’ (Again!)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another boatload of scumbag narcoterrorists bites the dust thanks to President Trump’s decisive action! The liberal media, of course, is…

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……

AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

The liberal lunacy continues! Now they’re blaming data centers for high energy costs! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.…

Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

Nazi Germany Had Resistors? Shocker!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nazi Germany Had Resistors? Shocker!

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to bash Israel, aren’t they? “Beirut is used to war,” some “expert” says on…

Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! This time, they’re peddling a…

AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Nvidia, the Deep State’s favorite chipmaker, posts “blockbuster” earnings, but the stock dips? Sounds like Soros is shorting it, folks!…

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