Trump’s master plan: Ukraine gives up land, army becomes a mime troupe
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re peddling a “peace plan”…
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Chris Murphy Wonders If Trump’s Ego Too Fragile To Handle Epstein File Humiliation | CNN
Oh, the horror! Senator Cryin’ Chris Murphy is clutching his pearls again, terrified that the Epstein files might tarnish his…
“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…
Trump Threatens to Unleash the Kraken (aka Fire Bessent) if Fed Doesn’t Obey His Royal Interest Rate Demands
Fake News CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s words! Our glorious leader, in his infinite wisdom, is just…
Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
CNN Reports: Despite MAGA Tears, US Latino Population Still Partying and Growing
CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing the narrative that Latino identity is at a “turning point”…
Judge Boasberg Dusts Off Trump Officials’ Alien Enemy Act Deportation Flights: A Hilarious Criminal Contempt Romp
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Obama-appointed judge, Boasberg, is on a…
Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…
Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…
BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…