PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…
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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…
Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?
Another day, another liberal city coddling ILLEGAL ALIENS! Border Patrol agents in Chicago, doing the job Democrats REFUSE to do,…
Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…
Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie
Another Deep State operative caught red-handed! This time, it’s Ashley Tellis, a so-called “expert” with ties to the Pentagon and…
Johnson the House Speaker Man Declares He’s Too Cool to Negotiate With Democrats on the Shutdown
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! Speaker Johnson, a true patriot, refuses to negotiate with the radical left. They want to…
Apple’s Tim Cook Gets Bootleg Baby Toy, Is This Peak Design Now
Tim Cook, the head of Apple, received a Labubu doll that looks just like him! Coincidence? I think not! This…
Instagram Goes PG-13: Meta’s Teen-Proof Update (Yeah, Right)
Ah, Instagram, bending the knee to the woke mob yet again! They’re now aligning their “Teen Accounts” with PG-13 movie…
Alex Jones Gets Owned So Hard, Even the Supreme Court’s Like, “Nah, Bruh”
Another victory for the Deep State! The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists, has denied Alex Jones’ appeal. They…
Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…