Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…
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Chicago: Prepares for Totally Unexpected and Definitely Not Political Immigration Raids While Trump Whines About People Doing Their Jobs
Chicago is bracing for a massive influx of freedom, courtesy of President Trump and the National Guard. Seems the Windy…
Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…
US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…
Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…
Alabama Town’s Black Mayor Kicks Down Door, Wins Election (Again) | CNN
Ah, yes, another victory for the woke mob in tiny Newbern, Alabama! Seems like the Deep State’s plan to infiltrate…
Rudy Giuliani survives another near-death experience in New Hampshire, proving once again that even car crashes can’t stop America’s mayor from seeking attention
Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! Looks like they couldn’t get to Rudy the legal way, so they had…
CNN discovers Democrats divided; world shocked
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump deploying the National Guard! It’s always a “threat to democracy” when a Republican…
Xi and Vlad: A Bromance for the Ages
Oh, look, Commie Xi and Putin, plotting the downfall of America at the Shanghai Cooperation Organization summit! Probably figuring out…
Ding Dong, the CNN Correspondent is Dead
Oh, another one bites the dust! Charles Bierbauer, a CNN “correspondent,” has shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe…