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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
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Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit
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Charlotte Cracks Down, and All I Got Was This Lousy ICE Visit

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the drama in Charlotte! It seems our precious snowflakes are melting faster than an ice sculpture at a global…

5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
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5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…

DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot uncovered! The liberal media is twisting itself into knots trying to protect Adam Schiff,…

Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…

CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
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CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…

Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…

CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
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CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…

Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws toys out of pram, judge tells him to pick them up

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This time, a DC judge (probably a…

Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Appeals Court Hilariously Pauses Mass Immigrant Release: Illinois Crackdown Gets a Second Act

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

A federal appeals court just slapped down a radical judge’s order to release hundreds of illegals arrested in Chicago. Turns…

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