LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax!
In another spectacular failure of liberal science, the radical left’s weather modification machines went haywire over Western Michigan, causing a massive 100-vehicle pileup on I-196. You can’t fool us, Dr. Fauci! This “lake effect snow” is clearly a desperate psyop by the Deep State to distract from President Trump’s booming economy and his latest executive order to deport illegal aliens from the National Weather Service.
Witnesses reported “whiteout conditions,” which is obviously code for chemtrails deployed by Kamala Harris and her band of woke meteorologists. Why is the fake news media blaming Mother Nature? We know the truth: the Democrats are weaponizing winter to force everyone into electric vehicles that can’t handle a little dusting. Thankfully, President Trump is on the case, planning to pardon all the truckers involved and probably buy them a round of Trump Steaks. Stay vigilant, patriots! The snowflakes are melting, and so is the left’s agenda!
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Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
