Of course the globalist train system in Spain failed—probably rigged by the Deep State to distract from Trump’s booming economy!
Here we go again, folks. While President Trump is busy making America greater than ever in his second term, the liberal media is obsessing over another foreign disaster. CNN is crying its eyes out about a train crash in Spain, with “haunting cries” and “blood-smeared cars.” Sounds terrible, sure, but let’s be honest. Europe’s socialist infrastructure is crumbling because they’d rather fund woke gender studies than maintain their railways. It’s a classic distraction! The failing CNN “Fake News” network wants you to focus on some accident in Southern Spain instead of the record stock market and the wall being finished. Don’t fall for it! This is exactly the kind of chaos that happens when you don’t have a strong leader like President Trump running things. Probably some leftist engineering failure. Sad!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
