Dems Pin Hopes On Voters They’ve Been Ignoring Until Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats have adopted a new presidential primary schedule for 2028,…
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Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Teen’s Creative Writing Project Takes Darkly Literal Turn Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this case, and I have to say, it’s a real head-scratcher. A…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Navy Deployments Now Longer Than Some Marriages
The USS Abraham Lincoln is on a record-breaking deployment, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering how this is all going…
Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…
San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the housing market in San Francisco, and let me tell you, it’s…
NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…
Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…