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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Get Warning From Raphael Warnock Ahead Of 2028

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about Senator Raphael Warnock’s trip to New Hampshire, I couldn’t help but think…

Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republicans Just Got Mathematically Served By Voters Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the dynamics threatening the GOP this year are…

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Congress Tries To Save AM Radio From Oblivion Again

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the House has passed legislation that would require…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Washington DC, folks, and it’s a doozy. Crews with…

Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Philadelphia police officer, Shane Seiber, was shot and killed, and…

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

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