GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…
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Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Four years ago, then-Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warned Americans that…
US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…
Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…
Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…
Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…
Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…
Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…
Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who just settled a six-year-old debt with a…
Philadelphia House Suddenly Remembers Woman Who Vanished Eight Years Ago
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nicole Fusaro, a 27-year-old woman who went missing…