Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…
Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…
Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…
Mortgage Relief Somehow Still Not A Thing For Some Homeowners
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Patrice De La Ossa, who sold her home in Phoenix to help…
Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…
Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…
Trump’s Ex-Enforcer Thinks Admin Isn’t Mean Enough Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Greg Bovino, the former Border Patrol commander who’s been making waves with his…