Exit Polls: Or How We Pretend to Know What People Are Thinking Before They Even Vote | CNN Politics
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re teaming up with their usual liberal buddies to conduct “exit polls”…
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Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…
SBF’s Redemption Tour: From Crypto King to Trump’s Court Jester
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s the case of Sam Bankman-Fried,…
Two Paths for Dems to Clamber out of the Trump Dumpster Fire (Thanks, Tuesdays!)
The Demon-crats are at it again, folks! Nine months into President Trump’s glorious second term, they’re trotting out a commie…
Big Pharma and Diaper Dynasty to Merge in $48.7 Billion Deal: Prepare for Explosive Relief and Mess-Free Mourning
Huggies to Buy Tylenol?! Sounds Like a Diaper Rash Cure Conspiracy! Huggies’ maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol’s parent company Kenvue…
Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…
Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video
Another day, another Democrat mayor crying foul! Evanston, Illinois, is now the epicenter of leftist tears, all because DHS dared…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…