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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN
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Brian Walshe’s “Surprise” Guilty Plea: Did He Trip and Accidentally Murder His Wife or What | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Another day, another tragic case of what happens when you let the liberals run wild! A Massachusetts jury is being…

When Trump’s Big Boy Bill Kicked Their Clinic to the Curb, But These Hicktown Folks Still Love Him | CNN Politics
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When Trump’s Big Boy Bill Kicked Their Clinic to the Curb, But These Hicktown Folks Still Love Him | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Another rural town bites the dust, thanks to the Left’s constant whining about “healthcare access.” Newsflash, folks: nobody’s entitled to…

US Lies | Clown News Network
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US Lies | Clown News Network

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, swamp creature extraordinaire, sheds crocodile tears after National Guard mishap. Is this another deep state plot to undermine…

College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned
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College Kid Gets Kicked Out of US After Trying to Surprise His Fam for Turkey Day, Judge’s Orders Be Damned

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Honduranity! Another sob story from the Fake News CNN, folks. A…

Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)
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Trump’s ‘Very Soon’ Venezuela Smackdown: Drug Cartels Beware (Or Not)

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to clean up the Venezuelan swamp! It’s about time we stopped these…

Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops
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Passenger Planes About to Become Unmanned Aerial Vehicles Thanks to the Sun, Oops

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Globalist Airbus Planes PLOT to Fall From Sky Thanks to Solar Flares! Is This Another Deep State Attack on American…

Trump’s Got a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for His Drug Lord BFF Now
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Trump’s Got a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card for His Drug Lord BFF Now

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Here we go again, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom (and after consulting with VERY smart people, believe me),…

Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say
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Oops! National Guard Gets Trigger-Happy Thanks to Super-Vetted Afghan Dude, or So They Say

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Joe Biden’s disastrous policies are STILL endangering America. Now, two National Guard members are shot…

Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash
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Northwestern U caves to Trump, coughs up $75M for thawed cash

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another Woke University Caves to Trump! Northwestern Univesity had $790 million in federal funding frozen and now are forced to…

CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way
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CNN Asks: Zelensky Has a ‘Blind Spot’ For Corruption? No Way

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Zelensky’s buddy gets raided, probably for having too much Ukrainian Hryvnia and not enough…

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