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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks,…

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)
Elephant Reads CNN

REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for canceling trade negotiations…

Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles
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Oops! Border Boss Bends the Rules, Judgey-Wudge Gets the Giggles

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative caught in the act! Looks like this Bovino guy was just trying to do…

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)
Elephant Reads CNN

Floral Takeover: Chicago Neighborhood Gets a Positively Posies-tive Makeover (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, look, another bleeding-heart story from the liberal media elites at CNN! They’re fawning over some tree-hugging do-gooder in Chicago…

Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD
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Oh, Honey, Inflation’s Just a Lil’ 3%—Totally NBD

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media at CNN is at it again, trying to make it look like…

Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)
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Social Security: Get Ready to Party Like It’s 1776 (Divided by 63)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, great, another handout! Social Security recipients are getting a whopping 2.8% raise in 2026. I’m sure that will cover…

“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”
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“2020 Election Truthers and Their MAGA Minions: Taking Over the Asylum”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe the audacity of the liberal media? They’re trying to make heroes out of election riggers and…

South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)
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South Korean Prez Throws Dignity Out Window, Hails Trump as ‘Peacemaker’ (LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another country groveling at the feet of our glorious President Trump! South Korea’s leader, probably realizing his country would be…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)
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Oh, No! Not the Veteran Services! (As if anyone cares)

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to whine now that President Trump is making America great again!…

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