From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…
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Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…
CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…
Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…
University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…
Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…
McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)
Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health”…
**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…
Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…