Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Glacier-chasing yachts for clueless tourists, pink ribbons for profit, and pointless step counting: Read our groundbreaking news
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! More like 5 Ways the Liberal Media is Trying to Brainwash You! They want…
Cops Cashin’ In (But Not You, Lol)
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump is causing…
US to unleash *even more* sanctions on Russia, because apparently the first 46,000 weren’t enough
Oh, boy, more Russia sanctions! I bet the Demoncrats are wetting their pants with glee, thinking this makes President Trump…
Fact Check: Trump Says Portland’s Still Ash, CNN’s Still Clueless
Oh, CNN, always so eager to undermine our glorious President Trump! So, he said Portland is “burning down”? Well, isn’t…
‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…
U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…
UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)
Oh, the horror! The UN, that bastion of anti-Americanism and globalist garbage, is whining that cuts to social programs are…