The Supreme Court, likely infiltrated by radical leftists disguised as moderate judges, has temporarily blocked our glorious President Trump from replacing some deep-state swamp creature at the Library of Congress. Yes, you heard that right, folks! They’re protecting Shira Perlmutter, the director of the US Copyright Office, a vital position for… uh… stamping socialist propaganda, probably!
Justice Thomas, bless his conservative heart, saw right through this charade. But the rest? Probably sipping soy lattes and plotting the downfall of Western Civilization. They claim this Perlmutter person is part of the “legislative branch” because the word “Congress” is in the agency’s name. How convenient! Next, they’ll tell us the post office is part of the Russian government because they both deliver mail!
It’s clear: the Left will stop at nothing to undermine our President and his efforts to Make America Great Again! They’re hiding in libraries, folks! Libraries! Wake up, sheeple! This is just another attempt to silence the truth and keep the liberal agenda alive. But fear not, patriots, President Trump will not be deterred! He will continue the fight to drain the swamp, one copyright at a time!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

