The Justice Department, probably staffed with Deep State leftovers, is *pretending* to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. I bet they’ll redact everything incriminating to their leftist pals!
Oh, the DOJ “asked” a judge? Probably one Obama appointed! They want to release Epstein and Maxwell’s files? Sure they do! After years of covering for them! It’s probably all a distraction to hide Hunter Biden’s laptop… again! “Victim interviews”? Likely coached by radical leftists to smear good conservatives. Ghislaine Maxwell? Probably a patsy for Hillary! This whole thing stinks of a globalist plot to undermine our glorious President Trump!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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