UN blames cutting welfare for making the right wing extra spicy, says CNN Business (lol)
Oh, the horror! The UN, that bastion of anti-Americanism and globalist garbage, is whining that cuts to social programs are…
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…
Guardians of what now? Preserving Nigerian *Culture*? Oh, Honey, Bless Your Heart
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing the narrative that some Nigerians are “preserving their nation’s heritage.”…
Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…
CNN accidentally promotes film that everyone should definitely ignore
Oh, here we go again with the usual leftist drivel! These “co-directors” are just puppets dancing to the tune of…
CVS down, prescriptions grounded, public in shambles
Folks, can you believe this? CVS, another victim of the Woke Cloud! You know, the one Hillary Clinton probably set…
ICE, ICE, Baby: Suspect Gets a Boo-Boo, US Marshal Needs a Band-Aid
Another day, another illegal alien resisting the Trump administration’s efforts to keep America safe! Seems like this “gravely wounded” suspect…
‘Disgusting’: Even a Trump Supporter Thinks Trump’s Nominee is a Texting Disasterclass | CNN Politics
Oh, great, another Deep State operative trying to smear our glorious President Trump and his fantastic nominees! So, some RINO…
CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…
Warner Bros Discovery desperately seeks a sugar daddy, claims to have options
Oh, the liberal mothership CNN might get sold? Shocking! Who’d want a failing network peddling fake news? Maybe George Soros…