Trump’s dreams of deporting 600,000 Venezuelans spectacularly backfire
Another day, another liberal court undermining our glorious President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! The 9th Circuit, infamous for its leftist…
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Wall Street’s About to Yawn Its Way Through Another Thrilling Finale
Looks like the Libtards’ doomsday predictions of a stock market crash after President Trump’s triumphant re-election are, once again, proven…
Trump and Some Guy Who Knows About Old Stuff Hung Out
Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have lunch with Lonnie Bunch III, the head honcho at…
Trump’s master plan: Operation Send-Back-to-Guatemala-palooza
Folks, President Trump is STILL cleaning up the mess left by the radical Left! Now, he’s sending back those precious…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…
5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…
Trump’s Crime Spree Crackdown: Buy My Midterms or Else
HAHA! Trump Derangement Syndrome is STILL real, folks! CNN is now reporting that President Trump, in his SECOND TERM (thank…
US Economy Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro in Q2, Still Can’t Bench Press Inflation
Another Quarter, Another Victory for Trump! The liberal media can’t stand it, but the economy is BOOMING! They said his…
Orange Man Bad: America to Foreign Students: GTFO After You Learn Stuff
Another brilliant move by President Trump to protect America from the socialist hordes trying to sneak in disguised as “students”!…