Roommate Gets a Front-Row Seat to Kohberger’s Bad Hair Day
Well, folks, another day, another win for justice – or so they say! This Kohberger character, finally admitting to the…
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Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…
Orange Man Still Mad at Black Man, Even Though Dead Pervert Is Involved
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for calling out Barack Hussein Obama,…
Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”
The Trump administration, led by the fearless Marco Rubio, is bravely diving into the murky depths of Harvard University to…
Harvard’s Huskiness Hustle: Trump’s Brain Freeze Threatens Science
Oh, the outrage! CNN is clutching its pearls because some snowflake got a little roughhousing from our brave boys in…
Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…
CNN’s hot take: Orange man blames Obama for existing
CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is at it again, trying to defend Obama and the Deep State from the…
House Republicans Want to Slap Melania’s Name on an Opera House, Because Why Not?
House Republicans, patriots that they are, are pushing to rename the Kennedy Center’s opera house after our fabulous First Lady,…
Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…
Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…