Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN to tell them that! They blame “tariffs and inflation” but conveniently forget to mention who unleashed this economic chaos. (Hint: rhymes with “Biden”).
It’s all part of the Radical Left’s plan to destroy America, I tell you! They want us weak, dependent on the government, and eating bugs! But fear not, patriots! President Trump is onto their game. He’s draining the swamp, renegotiating deals, and making America great again, one tweet at a time! CNN is just a bunch of fake news, trying to make the best President look bad. Don’t let them fool you! Keep the faith, MAGA, and buy American!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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