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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Elephant Reads CNN

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…

Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
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Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
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Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…

CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump FINALLY Realizes Pakistan Isn’t Just a Place to Buy Knock-off Ties

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The liberal media is trying to make it seem like President Trump is cozying…

Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler
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Trump throws toys out of pram, axes Colombia’s allowance like a toddler

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally fed up with Colombia’s President Petro and his socialist games! Petro, with his “holier…

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
Elephant Reads CNN

John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
Elephant Reads CNN

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

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