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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
Elephant Reads CNN

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Elephant Reads CNN

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…

Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…

“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”
Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

CNN, still pushing their anti-Trump narrative, is clutching at straws again! Apparently, President Trump is schmoozing with the Philippines’ Ferdinand…

FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! This so-called “head” of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, Ken Pagurek, conveniently…

American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes
Elephant Reads CNN

American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words to make it sound like he’s accusing…

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
Elephant Reads CNN

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…

Ford Accidentally Made 694,000+ Bronco Sport and Escape “Surprise Ejector Seat” SUVs
Elephant Reads CNN

Ford Accidentally Made 694,000+ Bronco Sport and Escape “Surprise Ejector Seat” SUVs

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Oh, the irony! Ford, trying to go green with their compact SUVs, is now recalling almost 700,000 vehicles because they…

Oops! Kentucky Cop Gets a Time-Out for Botching Breonna Taylor Raid
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Kentucky Cop Gets a Time-Out for Botching Breonna Taylor Raid

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another day, another leftist sob story! Looks like the Deep State’s plan to crucify anyone remotely connected to law enforcement…

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