South Carolina Bar Shooting: 4 Dead, 20 Wounded—Sheriff Blames It on the Alcohol
Another day, another lib-infested sanctuary city (in South Carolina?!) descends into chaos! Four good, God-fearing Americans are dead, and 20…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
CNN Analyzes: Beijing Hilariously Unfazed by Trump’s Pathetic Tariff Tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN, that bastion of truth (LOL!), is now pushing the narrative that Russia, under Putin’s brilliant leadership,…
CNN Politics: Where News Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
So, CNN, the mouthpiece of the radical left, is now worried about Trump “pressuring” the Justice Department? Give me a…
Kaboom in Tennessee: Building Goes Bye-Bye, People Play Hide-and-Seek (Explosive Edition)
Another day, another disaster, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. A “thundering blast” at…
Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…
Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…
Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело
Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…
Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…
Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…
Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…