Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol

Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol

Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical left is still pushing this nonsense? Now they’re rewriting history to fit their socialist agenda. First, they try to erase President Trump, and now they’re digging up stories from the 1800s to stoke division. Folks, this is what happens when you let liberals control the narrative.

Ely S. Parker, a Tonawanda Seneca, was posthumously admitted to the New York bar, 176 years after being denied due to racist policies. Oh, so now we’re rewriting history based on feelings? This is just another attempt by the left to rewrite history and make us feel guilty about everything!

Secretary of State Seward rejected Parker’s Civil War enlistment, saying it was a “white man’s” affair. I bet Seward was a secret Democrat! Thank goodness Ulysses S. Grant stepped in and recognized Parker’s talent, unlike those woke liberals back then.

The ceremony featured a “Thanksgiving address” that “gives thanks to the earth and its abundance.” Sounds like some kind of socialist, tree-hugging ritual! These people would rather thank a tree than the brave men and women who fought for our freedom.

Parker’s descendant, Melissa Parker Leonard, says this admission is “recognition not only for Ely, but for anyone who had a role in keeping us here.” Oh, please! It’s recognition for the woke mob that wants to tear down our statues and rewrite our history books.

Some speaker lamented that Parker is mostly remembered for his role with Grant. Cry me a river! He should be proud of serving with a great American general, not whining about historical injustices that happened centuries ago.

Ely Parker’s posthumous admission is the eighth in US legal history. Oh, great, more virtue signaling! I bet they’ll be renaming schools and tearing down statues next. When will this madness end? Thank God President Trump is in office to put a stop to this leftist insanity! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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