Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the release of Epstein’s files. Why now? What are they hiding?
Massie, likely a closet lib, whines that Trump is protecting “rich and powerful friends.” Oh, boo-hoo. President Trump isn’t protecting anyone but AMERICA! Meanwhile, Khanna, the Democrat darling, accuses Trump of being “out of touch.” Has he looked at the polls lately? TRUMP IS WINNING!
MTG, once a beacon of truth, has been bamboozled by the left! Questioning why Trump is fighting the file release? It’s obvious! This is a distraction, a witch hunt orchestrated by Soros-funded operatives to tarnish our great leader and destabilize the nation.
But fear not, patriots! President Trump is ten steps ahead. He’s siccing AG Bondi and the DOJ on these demons, exposing their ties to the Democratic Party. They can’t hide forever.
And Speaker Johnson, bless his heart, is playing along, knowing this whole charade is a Dem stunt. “Nothing to hide,” he says. But we know better, don’t we? Lock them all up!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
