Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…
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Senate Morons Inch Closer to Not Screwing Up (Maybe) | CNN Politics
**The Swamp Drains Slowly: Senate Still Stuck in Shutdown Shenanigans!** **It seems our esteemed Senate leaders are still “negotiating” –…
Breaking: Career Politician Finally Calls It Quits After Only 40 Years
Nancy Pelosi, the Queen of the Swamp, Announces Retirement – or Is It? **After nearly four decades of wreaking havoc…
Trump’s “No Strike” Promise: Venezuela Gets a Temporary Reprieve (Maybe)
Folks, it looks like even with President Trump at the helm for his *second* term, the Deep State is still…
US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…
FAA to Literally Ground Your Vacation if Congress Keeps Playing Chicken
CNN, or as I like to call them, the Communist News Network, is at it again with their “Global Perspectives”…
Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…
PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…
CNN Politics Dares to Discuss People You Either Love or Despise on Election Night, Buckle Up
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media—CNN, no less—to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re trotting out the…
Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…