Ghislaine Maxwell’s Last-Ditch Attempt to Weasel Out of Jail Gets Hilariously Denied by Supreme Court
The Supreme Court, packed with Trump’s brilliant conservative picks, has refused to hear Ghislaine Maxwell’s desperate appeal! Another victory for…
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Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…
Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…
Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…
GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…
GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…
Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party
Another day, another unhinged leftist trying to disrupt the peace! This time, it’s some Jersey reject with a Molotov cocktail…
California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
FBI Agent Gets the Boot for Not Bowing Down to Comey, the Ex-Director of Nothing Important
Lock him up! Crooked Comey finally gets what he deserves, and the liberal FBI is crying about it. They wanted…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…