Chicago Immigration Resort Gets a نجمة Michelin?
Another day, another sob story from the liberal loonies in Chicago! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat,…
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Hilton Pounces: Newsom’s Party’s Over (Maybe?)
Looks like the radical left in California is at it again, trying to rig the system so they can keep…
One blurry pic: Solved the UPS Kentucky plane crash mystery
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! CNN, still sniffing around for ways to blame President Trump for something, is now…
2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…
Trump’s Brain Explodes After Democrats Steal Election (Again!) | CNN
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about those ‘big Democratic wins.’ Folks, don’t buy into the fake news! President Trump,…
California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…
Trump Hands Over NASA to Another Overqualified Billionaire: Prepare for Space Force 2.0
Our Glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has re-nominated tech titan and true patriot Jared Isaacman to lead NASA!…
Virginia’s Election: Will Democracy Survive (or Just Get Day-Drunk Again)
CNN’s John King points at a map like he knows something. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. It’s Virginia, folks, ground zero…
UPS Plane Does a Funny Dive Near Louisville Airport, According to Some Guy | CNN
Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Big Pharma to the Rescue with $149 “Cure” for Your Supersized Self
Folks, your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, is about to make America great (and thin) again! He’s reportedly hammering out…